halloween

Halloween, I think it may be my new favorite holiday. If my love of candy wasn't enough to have endeared me to it before, the new abundance of sluts in ridiculous costumes has brought my love to a whole new level.

I may hate the temptation of having candy around, but I also love it. My sweet tooth knows no limits. It's almost as bad as my love of people watching.

It's like Halloween was made for me.

I think this is the holiday of over confidence. "It's when ugly chicks get guys" as a friend said. Because while they may still look like a sausage, they're a sausage in a push up bra and a miniskirt so short they had to buy special underwear to go with it. You shouldn't wear skin tight dresses if you are built more like a sausage than a person. Even if you've got curves like a plus size model, if you also have the accompanying stomach- please don't go out in fishnets and panties with a bra and jacket and think that qualifies as clothes. I know all girls costumes are little more than "slut" disguised as some profession like fire fighter or policewoman, but pairing a shirt with booty shorts is not the answer to your costume dilemmas. Tutus around every corner and booty shorts on every butt. I can't remember what halloween is celebrating, but I don't think this is what they had in mind when it was created.

Either way, I've got sugar and people to comment on. Add to that the fact that all these girls is ridiculous outfits are now drunk and I've got dinner and a show that can't be outdone.