Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Stones

They say people that live in glass houses sholdn't throw stones, but really- when is it ok to throw stones? It's really never ok to throw stones unless you happen to be trapped in a glass house. So then really, only people in glass houses should throw stones.
Now you may be thinking, what about throwing stones to skip them on a lake? NO! Please do not been the fish in the head. No one appreciates it. SO now you're thinking- what about large-ish puddles?There aren't any fish in there right? Again, NO! Now you must worry about splashing other people, and I really don't like nasty puddle water on my legs thank you very much. So I am officially changing this saying to say: "Only people trapped in glass houses should throw stones. "

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