anarchy

If there's one thing I have learned from school it's that ants are more sophisticated in communicating in mass numbers than humans will ever hope to be.
Walking through the halls is a strange sort of inevitable self inflected hell and chaos. It's unavoidable, but whenever I try to manuever my way through the halls I always find myself thinking of the lines of ants following each other and somehow never bumping into each other or having to stop for 12 minutes while we all try and work out way through the intersection.
I propose we put in stop signs and divide the walk ways.
Problem Solved! I'm a genious :P

some of my favorite quotes

• you are annoying my forhead! now you are annoying my top head!
• that guy's tall and skinny with a raisin head. I just want to crush it. 'i'm crushing your head! i'm crushing your head!'
• so if i skateboard, jesus will grow me a beard?
• i wish they taught irish in school
• information is usually unexplainably obtained
• if your plane crashed in the Andes and she died could you eat her?
• but here we have a dwarf who's about to take a dive off a chair
• i love your verbs that are things. i think I'm gonna sandwich after i sofa here for a bit
• i love sleep so sleep is the first thing i think about when i wake up
• I'll tell you why women have all the power. because they've got boobs
• if i could only bring 2 books on a deserted island, one would be a big inflatable book, and the other would be how to make oars out of sand, why do you want to know? this sounds like a slightly threatening question
• I'm sorry i tried to blow up your head
• leprechaun's gonna fuck you up at midnight
• yeah the VCR is hungry, put some spaghetti in it
• it starts at 12 and ends at noon
• the body's first response is to escape the noise- but this doesn't work very well when you're in a hot air balloon
• everybody panic! it's just like the titanic except filled with bears!
• you can't quit dumb cold turkey
• turns out that the best part is the little toe stuff inside there. that's the best part, crunchy little sea feet!
• it's got the flavor of the best shrimp you ever had with the texture of some kind of pharmaceutical jelly
• a creature with legs of eight- CRAB CRAB, it's a CRAB!
• i named it Marley, my first marlin
• i don't have an ego, i just love how awesome i am!
• you know what would go great with that Snapple? some crack.
• oh my god, you're in labor aren't you?...a little.
• we don't have our gravity belt today. we're having some gravity issues...
• i assume you all have guns and crack!
• good news everyone, I've taught the toaster to feel love!
• when was the last time you showered? i 'uno. why? BECAUSE YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO REMEMBER!
• forever always seems to be around when things begin, but forever never seems to be around when things end
• I'll kill you! shut up! it's not funny!
• that's impossible! and this coming from a guy who just swam 92 miles without arms or legs
• everything is sexual if you think hard enough
• miserable is memorable
• there was the cutest little girl scout selling all kinds of cookies, and when i asked her what it would cost she said about 3 fidy. it was then that i noticed that she was about 8 stories tall! It was that damn loch ness monster again!
• oh look a slug! you're gonna get smooshdid.
• you're chances of being dead are really good

A circle is just a confused line that got lost